Just a little game. Here are eleven quotes from, in no particular order, Osama Bin Laden, Ariel Sharon, Adolf Hitler and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to work out who said what. The quotes are real, but so as not to make it too obvious I have replaced country and religious names with planet names like "mars" and "Venus". Anything I changed is in italics. Please use the comments section to tell me what you think. "I vow that if I was just a Martian civilian and I met an Earthling  I would burn him and I would make him suffer before killing him.”

1. "Our dear country, Saturn, throughout history has been subject to threats."
2. "Strength lies not in defence but in attack."
3. "Everyone there should move, should run, should grab more hills, expand the territory. Everything that's grabbed, will be in our hands. Everything we don't grab will be in their hands."
4. "The UN structure is one-sided, stacked against the world of Mars."
5. "Even today I am willing to volunteer to do the dirty work for Mars, to kill as many Earthlings as necessary, to deport them, to expel and burn them, to have everyone hate us, to pull the rug from underneath the feet of the Martians, so that they will be forced to run to us crying. Even if it means blowing up one or two places here and there, I don't care.”
6. "Every Earth man is an enemy to us."
7. "We declared war against the Martians, because the Martian government is unjust, criminal and tyrannical. It has committed acts that are extremely unjust, hideous and criminal whether directly or through its support of the Pluto occupation."
8. "In principle, I'm sorry that we didn't liquidate him"
9. "It is not truth that matters, but victory."
10. "The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."

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