I hate it when rich capitalists protest. I know they have rights and freedom of speech like the rest of us, but it is very boring to hear them whinge.

Imagine driving around Kensington and Chelsea in thirty thousand pound cars, which are normally parked outside three million pound homes to complain about an £8 congestion charge.

I don't feel sorry for them at all. I think people like these are stuck in their teens, obsessed by themselves and how they look, and whether they are socially accepted by the group they want to hang-out with. They are as dull as the chav-class they have successfully helped pacify with consumer goods.

Incidentally, elsewhere in Britain today a pregnant woman was told by a nurse to use a Yellow Pages to find a hospital where she could give birth because her local hospital was full. Just goes to show how the grotesque wealth inequality in this country that the Kensington bunch hold so dearly does not actually serve us. Viva la revolution? No chance.